I was back at school, although it wasn't a school that I had ever been to before and the teacher wasn't one that I had had. It was a Biology/Psycology lesson dealing with what happens psycologically and biologically when you eat. Even though I am in no way sientificly minded, they where using very scientific terms that I have never heard before. Unfortunatly I can't remember what, otherwise it would have been interesting to see how accurate they where (This isn't the first time that i have dreamt of being told about science at a level far beyond my grasp, strange?). Any way, the class was pupiled by elder children, perhaps 16 years old, I was the only adult, although I was taking part in the lesson as a student (I am going back to college next year, but nothing to do with science).

Any way, the lesson involved the teacher making some viscous grey paste out acid and some alcaline powder. He would then suck this up into a giant syringe and stick it up his assistants bum.
The assistant was connected to a machine that could tell about his brain activity when this happened. there was a projection on the white boad of his head, which flashed yello as he injected the paste up his arse! (by the way, I am not a gay).

Any way, that lesson ended and the next was PE. My PE teacher was Laurance Lewenen Bowen the interior designer. Whe had to pedel around this dirt track on these little foot pedel things. It was really difficult as the ground was so rough and there where loads of us. Any way, I soon fell off my thing and LLB had a major go at me! I retaliated by telling him that he was a rubbish interior designor and that his last book was the most unoriginal peice of crap I had ever seen! He was vexed!
Belle, You might be right, although I don't think that I'm scared that it would be too hard, I think I might be scared it'll be too easy. Not that I'm being big headed, but I really want to be challanged and as I am doing a media course, I think it might be really easy.

maybe you should go to the doctors. they could probably tell you something sensible